February 2012
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Tornadoes... AGAIN!
Third Time this Winter. HA! What Winter? We skipped winter entirely this year. We had one dusting, I mean a nothing dusting of snow overnight once in January and it melted within less than an hour after the sun came up in the morning.
So we have severe T-storm warnings all day with winds upto 65 MPH with a Tornado watch in effect until 2PM (It’s 9 am now).
Then according to the weather...
idrankthehemlock asked: I miss you so much when I'm gone all the time.
idrankthehemlock asked: Does it count if WE made the fictional character? Because you are epic amounts of Mummi and if not Mummi than Magic Max's wife from The Princess Bride.
Watchbearsatan:
timavery:
joshishollywood:
Benjamin Franklin is rolling is his grave
So did I miss the death of Andrew Dice Clay and his subsequent reincarnation as a little girl or like…
What are they teaching in school? I knew this easily by the time I reached third grade.
Here’s a SCIENCE FOR DUMMIES explanation which you obviously need little girl:
A YEAR is not technically...
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New Class Hard as shit...
and I’m going to love every minute of it. I dig philosophy and really tackling the “hot topic issues” with good, calm, rational debate. Most of the topics are actually on religion. I have so much source material to choose from to use it’s not funny. Hell I have a husband who has published a book on the subject. I have to keep him from doing my work for me. I’m like...
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salmiakkivodka:
patriotsheep:
pilts:
chiothefallen:
slowbromcgee:
vengerturtle:
hamburgerjack:
Panthro.
ahaha
Sasha, Emma, Bailey, Kona, Oreo, Dobo.
Taz.
Or Tazzy. Bubbi. Pubbi. Puppy. Love.
I call him a lot of things.
My future kittens with Corinne
Moriarty and Lestrade
YES
LESTRADE WILL BE GRAY AND MORIARTY WILL BE BLACK SDFS
Suki <3!!!
Kat the Cat
I am the...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I get along with almost everyone...
Except almost everyone on my Dad’s side of the family. The only I liked was my Grandmother, Willowdean, who my dad takes after. I miss her a lot, she died over twenty years ago now. I was nineteen when she passes away.
But my GOODNESS, the goodness ends with Grandma and my Dad. My grandfather was a complete an utter xenophobic bastard. He could only love one person at a time. Literally.
...
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I’m loud.
I’m sarcastic.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
I’m easy to get along with.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room HOUSE daily.
My appearance:
I wear makeup
I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
I wear contacts.
I have glasses.
I have braces.
I change my hair color often.
I have a...